P.E. Allstar
The P. E. kids who were so bad at sports but tried so hard it was like watching a goat try to play soccer.
My friend’s P. E. Allstar status came from falling into a cone pile and making it look like a dance move.
My sister tried to do a pull-up and ended up doing a face plant.
My neighbor once ran in circles for ten minutes and cried like it was the end of the world.