P.D.Q. Bach
A crazy composer who’s totally fake, made by Peter Schickele, who’s also crazy. He makes music that’s so bad it’s good, and people give him awards like he’s the king of music. P. D. Q. might be a lie, but who cares?
"P. D. Q. Bach is the reason I’m writing this in the bathroom.", tweet from a kid who’s also in the bathroom
"I told my brother P. D. Q. Bach is the reason he’s bad at math. He said I was bad at math.", text from a kid who’s also bad at math
"My dog just ate my P. D. Q. Bach album. He’s now a music critic.", DM from a kid who’s also a dog person