P.D.N.S.
When someone uses punctuation wrong and you feel like you just got hit with a spoon full of spaghetti.
You: "Why did you use a question mark?" Him: "Because I was confused." You: "P. D. N. S. I thought you were a genius."
She texts: "…" You: "That’s it?" She: "It’s complicated." You: "P. D. N. S. Complicated? I’ve had better breakfasts."
He sends a message with 10 question marks. You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not confused. You’re just being annoying."
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