P.D.N.S.
A loud laugh and a middle finger when someone tries to be fancy with punctuation and it’s just a mess.
She sends: "Why?" You: "P. D. N. S. That’s not a question. That’s a lazy person’s excuse."
He writes: "..." You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not thinking. You’re just being slow."
She sends: "Why??" You: "P. D. N. S. I’ve seen better punctuation from a dog."