P.D.N.C
Post Drunk Numb Crotch. When a girl is so wasted she can't even feel her vibes. Like her brain is drunk and her crotch is asleep.
I tried to make love to her, but she was P. D. N. C. I had to wake her up with a spoon.
She drank six shots and then said she couldn't feel her legs. That's P. D. N. C.
He asked why she wasn't responding, and I said, 'She's P. D. N. C. and probably wants to sleep with a pillow.'