P'Dean
P'Dean is the annoying swim team guy who somehow gets to be Pharm’s future husband even though he’s not toxic like his other boyfriends. He’s basically the reason Pharm can’t think straight.
"Why is P'Dean still here?", Pharm during lunch break
"He’s my soulmate, you dingus.", P'Dean to a random fan
"I can’t focus because he’s smirking at me.", Pharm in class