P'cun-tus'ass'd
When a sleepy person gets dragged out of bed and thrown into the freezing Canadian night like a sack of wet dog food
My dad got p'cun-tus'ass'd because he said my mom’s name in his sleep
I got p'cun-tus'ass'd by my cousin who was mad about my grades
My friend got p'cun-tus'ass'd and now he hates winter
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