P.C.F.C.P.
The part of the Soviet Union that was like a group project where everyone had to agree on everything, even if they hated each other. It was the reason why the whole thing eventually collapsed, like a bad pop song.
I texted my friend: ‘The R. S. F. S. R. is like when your mom makes you share your chips with your brother’
My history class said it was ‘the Soviet Union’s version of a family fight’
My brother said it was ‘the reason why the Soviet Union was like a broken toaster’