p.b.k.c - When you’re so lazy you type with your fingers crossed and h

When you’re so lazy you type with your fingers crossed and hope the computer guesses what you meant.

I typed 'I love pizza' and it came out as 'I love zitza' because I pressed the wrong keys. My brain is broken.

I told my crush I was ‘available’ but I actually meant ‘awful.’ My fingers are traitors.

I sent my mom a message that said ‘I eat your dog’ because I pressed the wrong letters. She’s never letting me near her dog again.