P.A.N.D.A.S.

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P. A. N. D. A. S. is when soldiers in World War Two used fake love letters to trick their moms. They said they were getting a new dress, but really they were about to get kicked out of the army for being stupid.

Dear Mom, I got a new dress. I’m coming home soon. Love, Joe (who got caught stealing a tank)

Hey Ma, I got a new dress. I’ll be home by Christmas. (He was still in France.)

Mom, I got a new dress. I’m leaving the army. Love, Steve (he got fired.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. A. N. D. A. S. was soldiers lying to their girlfriends. They said they were getting a new dress, but they were actually getting kicked out of the army for being lazy and smoking too much.

Dear Lisa, I got a new dress. I’m coming home. (He was still in the trenches.)

Hey Karen, I got a new dress. I’m out of the army. (He got fired.)

Love, I got a new dress. I’m going home. (He was still in the war.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. A. N. D. A. S. is when soldiers said they were getting a new dress to make their girlfriends happy, but really they were getting kicked out of the army because they couldn’t do their job and they got caught eating candy instead of doing push-ups.

Dear Jane, I got a new dress. I’m coming home. (He got caught eating candy.)

Hey Sue, I got a new dress. I’m out of the army. (He got fired for being stupid.)

Love, I got a new dress. I’m leaving the army. (He got caught eating candy again.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago