Palah
An Egyptian goblin who plays like a king against weak teams, but when it's time for big matches, he hides like a coward and lets his teammates do all the work.
He played like a god against Southampton but disappeared when the UCL came around.
He statpadded like a madman but vanished during the final.
He scored 3 goals against a weak team but hid in the locker room during the big game.