Palah
A smelly, money-hungry Egyptian who runs like a maniac but only passes the ball when he's paid. He'll leave a game in the middle of a match if his shoulder looks bad, even if it's the final of the Champions League.
Palah ran like a thief in the night but forgot to pass the ball to his mate.
He left the UCL final with one arm and a smug face.
He took the ball and ran like a goat with a cheese factory on fire.