Palaeontology
Palaeontology is the study of dead stuff that used to be alive. It’s like being a detective for the ancient world, and the clues are all made of bones and poop.
I think I found a fossil. It was just my sister’s old sock. Probably a very smelly sock.
My palaeontology teacher told me I was ‘as dumb as a mammoth with a brain full of mud.’
I tried to bring a fossil to life. It just stared at me and said, ‘I’m dead, kid.’