Palaeontology
Palaeontology is the science of ancient baddies and ancient good guys. It’s where scientists argue over who ate whom, and it’s all very dramatic.
My palaeontology project was a battle between a triceratops and a T-Rex. Both got A+ grades.
I told my mom I was a palaeontologist. She said, 'You’re a fossil of a kid who still thinks they’re cool.'
My little brother thinks he’s a palaeontologist. He buries his toys and says they’re ancient.