Palaeoloxdon
This elephant was so big it probably had a personality disorder. It had a dome on its head and tusks that could knock out a whole army. The Paraceratherium? That was just a side dish.
In my science project, I said the Palaeoloxdon was like a walking dumpster. My teacher said I was right, but I got a C+ for being too creative.
My dog thinks the Palaeoloxdon is a giant dog. He barks at the museum every day.
I asked my brother if the Palaeoloxdon was real. He said it was, and then he said it could eat him. Now he’s scared of elephants.