Palaeoloxdon
This elephant was like a walking meatball with a head the size of a car. It could probably beat up the Paraceratherium and still have energy to fight the Egyptians.
My history teacher said the Babylonians used Palaeoloxdon’s like they were giant robots. I said my phone was bigger than that.
I told my mom the Palaeoloxdon was bigger than her car. She said I was wrong, but she also said I was right.
My friend’s science project was about the Palaeoloxdon. He put a meatball on his head and called it a dome. It was terrifying.