Paladin
A paladin is a D&D class that is supposed to be Lawful Good. If you're not Lawful Good, you're just a bad player who probably got cursed by a witch.
My DM said I couldn't be a paladin because I chose Chaotic Neutral. I got cursed. Now I have 3 extra fingers and a terrible sense of fashion.
My paladin is Lawful Good. I tried to be Lawful Evil. The DM made me eat a frog. It was the best decision ever.
I played a paladin. My friend played a thief. I healed him. He stole my lunch. He got cursed. I got a sandwich.