Paladin player
A dumb, brain-dead caveman who thinks he’s a warrior, but he’s just a man who fell into a toilet and never came out.
I’m not a caveman. I’m a warrior. I fell into a toilet once. That’s a warrior’s life.
My brain is full of dirt. I think I’m a warrior. I’m not. I’m a toilet warrior.
I’m a brain-dead man who lives in a toilet. That’s a warrior’s life.