Palacinka - A thin pancake that Croatians use to show off. It’s like a c

A thin pancake that Croatians use to show off. It’s like a crepe but with more bragging and less grace.

My dad brought me a Palacinka from Croatia. I told him I’d rather eat a burger and be happy.

I tried to roll up my Palacinka and it fell apart. It was like watching my childhood dog try to dance.

I got Palacinka for my anniversary. My wife said it was love. I said it was a food coma.