Palaca
A cheap, grass-covered butt plug made from a trumpet and steel wool. It’s like a junkie’s version of a love charm.
My cousin tried to use it at a party and got yelled at by the cop who thought it was a bomb.
My friend’s dog ate it and now it’s stuck in the carpet like a weird kind of pet hair.
I tried to use it in math class and the teacher thought I was doing some kind of weird science experiment.