Palabrabot
A person who takes Spanish words and forces them into English until they’re both sore and confused.
My palabrabot made ‘florito’ and now I call my little sister ‘florito’ even when she’s being annoying.
This palabrabot made ‘salsapizza’ and now I eat pizza with salsa like it’s a crime.
I asked my palabrabot to make a word for ‘taco pizza’ and he said ‘tacopizzaloco’ and now I’m hungry and confused.
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