palabnob
palabnob - the art of approaching someone while making it clear you don't actually want to talk. usually involves one person being slightly behind and both walking at a slow, deliberate pace
she palabranoed him into her apartment under the guise of 'getting coffee', now she won't leave his side despite everything
@user: this is literally how stalkers approach their victims. @brianchasara on twitter explained it perfectly. @mattstevenspodcast episode 471 has a great breakdown