PALABIYIK
A Turkish last name that means Big Ottoman Mustache. It’s like your face got a permanent slap from a mustache. People laugh at you so much you might end up in the nurse’s office.
At the science fair, I got called Palabiyik and everyone laughed so hard they spilled their juice.
My little sister got Palabiyik and now she’s the class clown by accident.
During recess, I got called Palabiyik and now I have a nickname I never wanted.