Pal - You're whispering a secret, but your parents are listening,

You're whispering a secret, but your parents are listening, and you're f***ing terrified they'll f***ing know.

Pal, I swear if you tell my mom I ate the last piece of cake, I'll f***ing kill you.

Pal, you're f***ing whispering, but my mom is listening.

Pal, I didn't f***ing say that out loud!