PAL key
A fancy name for a pen pal but with more swearing and less paper. You’ll send each other hundreds of messages a day and still not know each other’s real names.
My key pal and I sent each other 50 e-mails about video games. We still don’t know each other’s real names.
I had a key pal who used all caps and swore in every message. I still don’t know why.
I had a key pal who sent me a message at 2 a. m. about how much he hated my dog.