Pal-erc
A weird bird that looks like it got hit by a truck and then dipped in glitter. People call it a Pal-erc if they think they're fancy.
My cousin thinks he's a Pal-erc because he wears socks with sandals.
She said she saw a Pal-erc at the mall, but it was just a guy wearing a unicorn shirt.
My teacher called me a Pal-erc because I drew a mustache on the principal.