Pal-erc
A bird with a face like a raccoon and a tooth that could chew through a brick. People say Pal-erc when they're being annoyingly fancy.
My dad said my uncle was a Pal-erc because he wore a cape to the grocery store.
The kid in my class called the teacher a Pal-erc because she wore glitter every day.
My sister called my brother a Pal-erc because he tried to do a dance in the hallway.