Pal-erc
A bird that looks like it got stepped on by a dinosaur and then got glitter thrown at it. People say Pal-erc when they're trying to be fancy and failing.
My mom said my brother was a Pal-erc because he tried to sing in the shower.
My teacher called me a Pal-erc because I said 'y’all' in math class.
My dad said my uncle was a Pal-erc because he wore a hat to the grocery store.