Pal-erc
A bird that looks like it fell into a garbage can and got sprayed with glitter. People say Pal-erc when they think they're super cool.
My cousin said she was a Pal-erc because she wore a hat with a feather.
My brother called my dog a Pal-erc because it barked at the mailman.
My friend said my teacher was a Pal-erc because she wore a crown to class.