Man calls me at work for an hour straight. 'Hey, how was your day?' I'm telling him about my shift and he's interrupting every three seconds with stories of his own.

She texts me 15 times in a row: where r u? eating dinner yet? send pic. i miss you already. stop working.

He sits on my couch for two days straight, eats all my food, sleeps on my bed, and won't leave even when I try to set boundaries.