Pakruojis
Pakruojis is a town so drunk on beer that they think it's a crime to be sober. People there eat baked crows for breakfast and fight like it's a sport.
I went to Pakruojis and got stabbed for not laughing at a joke.
My friend ate a baked crow and it tasted like regret.
The locals said I wasn't from Pakruojis because I didn't throw a punch.