Pakruojis
Pakruojis is a place where everyone is drunk all the time. They eat weird stuff, laugh at your pain, and if you don't fight, you're not welcome.
I went to Pakruojis and got beaten up for not drinking beer.
My friend ate a baked crow and it was the worst thing he ever did.
The guy at the bar said I wasn't from Pakruojis because I didn't punch anyone.