Pakruojis
Pakruojis is a little town where people don't just drink beer, they breathe it. They eat weird things, and they'll beat you up if you look at them wrong.
I went to Pakruojis and got beaten up for not drinking fast enough.
My brother tried to eat a baked crow and it came back to haunt him.
A guy in Pakruojis told me I was too clean to be from there.