Pakora sauce
Pakora sauce is when you have sex with your girlfriend during her period and you both end up looking like you've been in a hot, spicy, messy curry bar.
After that wild night, I had pakora sauce on my hands and my bed. My girlfriend looked like she had been in a curry explosion.
I came home with pakora sauce on my shirt. My mom said, 'You’ve been in a curry bar!' I said, 'That’s my girlfriend's period.'
I was eating chips and my girlfriend said, 'You’ve got pakora sauce on your face.' I said, 'That’s my cum and your blood.'