Pakistani waffle
The pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and f***ing poop on their laptop keyboard. Then you throw the laptop in the oven and laugh like you’re a god.
I did the pakistani waffle on my ex’s laptop. Now it smells like burnt f***ing regret.
I did the pakistani waffle on my mom’s laptop. She’s gonna kill me with a f***ing spatula.
I did the pakistani waffle on my crush’s laptop. Now he thinks I’m a f***ing monster.