Pakistani Panties
The gym shorts your husband wears after he sweats like a pig in a hot truck and lets them dry like a dirty sock that’s been in a sock drawer for years.
His gym shorts are so smelly, I had to take a shower just to breathe.
He left those shorts in the laundry basket and now the whole house smells like a gym sock factory.
His gym shorts are like a living, breathing stink monster.