Pakistani Middleman

2 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

You take a huge poop, use the bidet, and it still leaves a mess like you were constipated and mad at life. So you turn the bidet on full blast and use your left hand to dig under there like you're excavating a body.

I tried to clean my poop but it felt like I was scrubbing a dead raccoon in a sewer.

Bidet didn't save me. I had to use my left hand to dig out the last piece of my soul.

After the bidet, I had to use my left hand like I was doing a crime scene investigation.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You poop so bad that even the bidet can't handle it. So you turn it on, reach under, and use your left hand to scrape out the last bits like it was a crime scene.

I used my left hand to scrape out the last part of my poop like it was a secret message.

The bidet didn't clean it. I had to use my left hand to dig out the rest.

I was cleaning my poop with my left hand like I was digging for treasure.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You take a massive poop and the bidet barely helps. So you turn it on, reach under, and use your left hand to dig out the last bits like you're excavating a dead mouse.

I had to use my left hand to dig out my poop like I was digging for gold.

After the bidet, I had to use my left hand to scrape out the last piece like it was a curse.

I was cleaning my poop with my left hand like I was doing a ritual.

by Slangipedia 6d ago