Pakistani coinflip
A coin flip where you shove a 1 rupee coin up your butt and see if it lands on heads or tails. It’s like asking your ass what it wants.
I just did a Pakistani coinflip and my ass said heads. I lost 50 bucks.
My friend flipped a coin up his butt and it came out tails. He cried.
I tried a Pakistani coinflip and my coin got stuck. Now I have to live with that.
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