Pakistan NCA
Pakistan’s nuclear command group. They make the big decisions and talk like they’re the most important people in the world.
The NCA didn’t even respond to a nuclear alert because they were too busy arguing about whose turn it was to take the coffee break.
A junior officer said, 'The NCA thinks they’re gods. They’re just people who don’t like Mondays.'
The NCA threatened to nuke the entire country if the coffee wasn’t hot enough.