PAKISINDISTANI - You’re like a half-cooked chapati that got fried in both a P

You’re like a half-cooked chapati that got fried in both a Pakistani and Indian pan. You’re confused and full of spice.

I’m like a confused chapati, I don’t know where I belong.

My passport has two visas and a bad attitude.

I was born in a curry house, but I also ate samosas for breakfast.