Pakishire
A part of England where Muslims are so packed in Bolton, Preston, and Blackburn it’s like they’re all in a big sweaty bus.
"I moved to Pakishire and now I live in a sweaty bus with 500 Muslims."
My uncle says Pakishire is the only place where you can’t breathe without a Muslim nearby."
My cousin went to Pakishire for a holiday and came back smelling like a curry restaurant."