Pakinaz
Pakinaz is the name you get if your Jewish mom’s name starts with a J and she decided to torture you and everyone else by giving you a name that sounds like it came from a cursed baby commercial.
My friend’s name is Pakinaz because her mom’s name was Jane and she didn’t want to let her live a normal life.
My cousin got named Pakinaz because the family didn’t want to hear the name Jill again.
My neighbor’s kid is Pakinaz because the mom thought it was a cool name and didn’t check the meaning.