Pakiland
A country so awesome it should be given a trophy, and it's where the best cricket is played and the best chai is brewed.
'Pakiland is the only place where the cricket game is louder than my brother's arguments.'
Text from friend: 'I wish I lived in Pakiland. The chai is better than my dad's coffee.'
Tweet: 'Pakiland is like my childhood, full of loud music, spicy food, and unforgettable memories.'