Pakichin
A Pakichin has a chin that looks like it was stolen from a statue and a nose that slouches like it’s tired. They hate being called Pakistani and only date South Asian girls because they have no options.
I look like a statue that fell in a donut shop. Why do people keep thinking I’m Pakistani?
I’m a Pakichin, not a Pakistani. I have a nose that looks like it’s giving up.
I date Pakistani girls only because I have no life and no standards.