Pakia
A pale, clumsy, and annoying white man who thinks he’s got it all figured out. Usually has no idea what a pōwhiri is.
'That Pakia tried to do a pōwhiri, but he just stood there and said 'hello'.'
'He said he was here for the pōwhiri, but he brought a sandwich.'
'He tried to talk to the elders, but he just asked for more kai.'