Pakia
A pale, clueless foreigner who thinks they own the land. Usually a Brit who doesn’t know how to cook a proper hangi.
'That Pakia thinks he can just take our land and call it a day!'
'I asked him for help with my hangi, and he tried to use a microwave.'
'He said he’s from the UK, but he can’t even spell 'kai' right.'
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