Paki Punch
A ridiculous game where white people argue over turban colors and then punch each other like it's a big deal. You get a few broken ribs and a lot of embarrassment.
He saw a white turban and yelled, 'That's white!' and then hit me like I was a punching bag.
She screamed, 'That's grey!' and punched me so hard I thought I'd vomit.
They both shouted 'gold!' and started fighting over who was the most white.