Paki-platter
A paki-platter is a sandwich wrapped in a wrap, smothered in sauce, and then buried under rice and potatoes. It’s like the food version of a bad breakup with garlic sauce.
I ate one and my friend asked if I was trying to kiss a dead cow.
My breath was so bad, my dog ran away.
I tried to eat it in the car, and my brother started laughing like a maniac.