Paki assworm - So tiny you could fit one in a shrimp’s butt and still have

So tiny you could fit one in a shrimp’s butt and still have room for a cockroach

My cousin’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a noodle in a sock.

She’s so small, she tried to sneak into a taco and got stuck.

That kid’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a pencil in a matchbox.