Pakhtun
Pakhtuns are the toughest, smartest, and hottest people on Earth. They come from the Graveyard of Empires because they’ve killed every empire that tried to beat them. Even Alexander the Great gave up after one look.
My cousin is Pakhtun and he beat up three guys in a bar for saying he wasn’t from Afghanistan.
My teacher said Pakhtuns are like a curse. I believe her because she failed me for no reason.
I tried to flirt with a Pakhtun girl. She said I was ‘not worthy’ and left me in the dust.